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Nintendo America CEO Reggie Fils-Aimé Retires, Becomes 57-Year-Old Fan

The CEO of Nintendo America did an announcement last night:

Hi Nintendo fans, Reggie here. By now you may have heard the news. I’m retiring.

Reggie is 57 years old and is really retiring…

[…] just as you understand, Nintendo always tries to put smiles on faces. Let me tell you, you put thousands of smiles on mine. As I head off in a couple of months to spend more time with my wife, my family and my friends; I’m handing over the controller to the Doug Bowser. In April, Doug will become the new leader.

Reggie Fils-Aimé

Nintendo of America’s new boss, Doug Bowser, is quickly being turned into memes.

nintendo of americas new boss doug bowser quickly turned into memes
Nintendo of America’s new boss, Doug Bowser, turned into a meme

I’ll be dropping the title that has meant so much to me, president of Nintendo of America. However, I’ll retain one that means even more, Nintendo fan.

Reggie Fils-Aimé

It’s a very heartfelt goodbye, but not everyone shared this sentiment. Soulja Boy, who claims that he made him retire. How could you, Soulja Boy? Even though I am not supposed to give my opinion, aren’t you supposed to be in prison…?

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